It's a thankless job, but somebody's got to do it.
Peeling off the tissue, inch by inch,
skinnin' off the muscles too!
Harvestin' the kidneys for the fall,
savin' up the livers in the fridge.
No one ever thanks me when I'm done,
how self-absorbed people can be!
With a slice, or a snip!
Eenie, meenie, minie, moe!
With a cut, and a stitch!
Returning organs good as new!
It's a thankless job, but somebody's got to do it!
Like a mop, and a broom!
No one wants a thankless job!